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- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
Fucking hell. So much to deal with!
14 years old: I’m young but I know what I want. This isn’t that hard, I’m all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?25 years old: *looks at bank statement* That’s fine…humans can survive like seven days without food.
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Yes, yes. Very nice. But I’m just gonna add my favorite wardrobe change.
(via c-teardrops)
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
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my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
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